The Only Thing I Have To Say…

Before you read, THIS  is why I’m ranting

Of course, I don’t mean to sound like a dick. It’s definitely not what should be done at all in reference to what happened today in Connecticut. However, this kind of thing should NEVER have blame put on anything or any person other than who did the terrible crime. Mike Huckabee, you are an embarrassment to the state of Arkansas. More towards my point, you are an embarrassment to religious people everywhere. I would hope to see you put out of every political position you have or could have, your ‘voice’ stripped from you so that no other would see or hear your bat-shit crazy opinions, and a public apology for what you’ve said. 

To all religious and non-religious friends of mine,
I don’t care what religion you are. In fact, I would prefer that religion remain in society no matter how much I oppose some of the things believed from it, taught from it, and acted on because of it. So many people do great things in the name of religion, just as much as people do great things in the name of non-religion. So, when you see my statuses poking fun at it, don’t think I am against the concept of religion. Faith is a wonderful thing that I simply cannot have towards gods. I understand if you want to have it; I understand you want to hold on to it. I think that what happened today is horrific beyond what my words can explain. But, peoples’ faith will pull them through this tragedy just as much as having no faith will for others. Religion doesn’t work for everyone, nor should it have to. But, if it works for you and can help you keep your loved ones closer, it’s all right with me. PLEASE, do not use your religion to pull people apart and separate them from the rest. It does not give you the moral high ground, nor does it give you the right to put blame on non-religious people for something that clearly was not the fault of them.

Mike Huckabee is a great example of religion gone wrong. I do not believe that ANY of my friends on here are an example of that (because we wouldn’t be friends if you were), and I feel like you don’t want to be put in the same category as this lunatic. The reason why I posted this is so that you may see why I bash religion/religious people sometimes. It’s not to piss you off, it’s to make you aware of the kind of bull shit I see on a daily basis while surfing the internet.

The only way people will get through tragedies, like today’s, is together. Do not set apart your fellow humans because of their values and beliefs.

(Source: thinkprogress.org)

An Appropriate Farewell to a Long Time Friend

To be honest, I don’t know where to begin…

You have been with me for a long time now. There definitely is not an easy way to do this, so I’m going to do the best I can at putting this into words. 

For a while, I’ve been thinking about how I should do this. Should I drag it out? End it abruptly? Is there even an easy way to begin with? All these thoughts have been going through my mind for a few weeks. Ever since I got this new job things have been rough. I hardly have any time for you now, and it’s not fair to you or me to try and force myself to “pencil you in.” School, of course, has taken its toll on me as well. I’ve had three papers just in this past week alone. I am barely getting sleep, stressed, and too focused on being productive to give you the time you deserve. I have come to the conclusion that it is just easier to let you go…

What you have done for me is amazing. You cared for me when nobody else would. You didn’t care what time it was; you were there for me. It could be late at night, early in the morning, and even a brief period in the afternoon, but you didn’t care. You would always open up for me as if to say, “it’s OK buddy. I’m here for you.” I can’t even remember a time where you weren’t in my life. I mean, there have been times where I haven’t given the appropriate time to you that you deserve, but none where I felt like I needed to be done with you completely. At this point, however, I just don’t see how very much of this will be possible anymore. All my focus on school, constantly being at work, and trying to put as much time into YouTube and Twitch as I can has really taken a toll on me emotionally, physically, and mentally. 

I feel like you are a distraction to say the least. You’ve kept me from so much work lately that I don’t really feel like you are there for me in the way you should be. You should be there for me when I am free, bored, and have nothing else to do. You are not. You are there for me when I’m busy, distracted, and have plenty to do. I have made my decision to end this as soon as I can. Now. I am sorry that there was no previous warnings or clues. Hopefully… some day in the future… I will have time for you in my life again. I wish there is more I could do for you in return for all that you’ve done for me…

Goodbye… porn folder…

*deletes*

I Translated the Bible Today…

“This whore was thinking about dudes she fucked in the past. She remembered how hung they were. They were hung like a bunch of donkeys (which is pretty damn big). She also remembered how much they came. BUCKETS of cum, like horses do, and she wanted that shit so fucking bad. What a dirty bitch.”

Does that turn you on?

Ok.

Translated from:

Ezekiel 23: 20 - “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of a donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Bible, you nasty.

Here’s Another

What’s the Date?

So today I had to take my father to the doctor’s office. Not sure exactly what procedure was performed, but they had to knock him out and have me drive him home. No big deal, nobody is hurt, let’s move on. We walk in to the office, sign in, and sit down. While my dad is filling out the check, he turns to me and asks, “what is today’s date?” I respond by looking at my phone and showing him that it is the 6th of August. There is an older gentleman sitting next to us that follows up with “today is the 8th.” Well that can’t be right, my phone says it is the 6th, and I know that the QubeTuber Charity Stream ended on the 5th (which was yesterday). The old man has to be more intelligent though. It’s not like the iPhone is automatically updated for time and date via mobile connection and pretty much always correct right? I then proceed to look up the date on a mobile site just to confirm that I’m not fucking insane. Of course I am right. It is most definitely the 6th. Nope, still gotta agree with the old man. Fine. When we enter the room for him to start the procedure I turn to the nurse and ask “what’s the date?” She let’s me know that today is the 6th. Awesome. Score one for the son.

Moral of this story? Random old men are more reliable and trustworthy than I am to my father. 

YUP

YOU LIKE IT!

(Source: qubetubers.com)